we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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