i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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