i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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