As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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