My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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