How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
