if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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