i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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