There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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