Don't make out with my wife yet
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Boobs are out for the taking
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is Oprah even human
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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