Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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