so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
