I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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she peed on how many people?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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