Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
