I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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