Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
only if we run a train.
done.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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