I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Me too!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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