oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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