would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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