I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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