I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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