you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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