Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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