I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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