i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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