I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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