I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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