I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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