i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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