i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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