would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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