Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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