you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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