it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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