I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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