Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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