I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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