His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
