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Swine flu is the new snow day.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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