Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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