if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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