I can tuck mytits in my pants
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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