She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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