Whod you bang
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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