what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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