a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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