I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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