i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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