Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
