ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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