he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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