There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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