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if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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