Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just tell him i said nine months
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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