yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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