Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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