I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
