Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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