well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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