Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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