i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
did you just send me my own nude
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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