your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
North Korea, Best Korea!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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